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Picosure Update

To those who wanted to know how my Picosure procedures went, here is my update: Let us know if you have done Picosure yourself and comment below about your experience.  Don’t forget to subscribe to our YouTube page as well. Love to hear from you all.…

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Lifestyle Parenting

To post or not to post- that is the question and if you have kids it’s the most IMPORTANT fucking question out there

When our babies were little and had no voice (or choice) of their own on whether they wanted their naked bubble bath pictures plastered across facebook it seemed ok to make that decision for them. Not pedalifiliac at all. As mothers we grow these little people inside of us ruining our bodies, skin elasticity and even worse the tightness of our vaginas. We push them out of our wombs stretching them to the brink of non existence, therefore we feel…

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Beauty Makeup Skincare

What the Heck is a Face Halo?

So I’m sure all of you have seen the ads all over Facebook and are like “what the heck is a Face Halo”?  Well I happened to see a review of it on YouTube and I immediately wanted it after I saw it.  Removing makeup is the most annoying part of an evening but a necessary step to keeping your skin in good condition.  The worst is sleeping in your makeup and waking up knowing that your face has just…

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Beauty Los Angeles Skincare

SCULPSURE- Better known to me as a THOT “that hooker over there” (the newest fat melting laser) – Part 2

Okay I’m back and feeling a bit better so sorry for the delay. So my friend Geneva calls me and says she has this amazing Beverly Hills plastic surgeon that wants to offer me free sculpsure in exchange for some social media posts. I had heard of this doctor before and he has a great reputation Dr. Gabbay check out his IG (@gabbayplasticsurgery) located in the heart of BH. Anywho, I arrive at the office with my assistant of the…

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Beauty Makeup

Fall Lipsticks That Make You go Yaaaassss!!!!

Its that time of year again!!! It’s fall time!!!! And you know what that means…you can let your body go and breathe in those big chunky sweaters.  You can skip a pedicure cause you’ll be wearing booties and knee high boots.  Doesn’t mean you don’t take care of your feet still ladies.  Let’s not be nasty now!  But it also means you get to rock your dark smokey eyes, your grundge makeup looks and your vampy lipsticks.  I’ve gone through…

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Beauty Lifestyle Parenting Skincare

SCULPSURE – Better known to me as a THOT “that hooker over there” (the newest fat melting laser)

Ok so I know when you read this you’re all going to say I should shut the fuck up, but the truth of the matter is that we ALL have insecurities and things about our bodies that we are unhappy with. Please remember this is a beauty blog we are not trying to change the world (but if we do so in this process I would like to take full credit for it). So back to Sculpsure … as a…

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Beauty Makeup

My Review of Anastasia Beverly Hills Subculture Palette

I’m pretty sure I’m one of a thousand reviews of the Anastasia Beverly Hills Subculture Palette but hey, what’s a thousand and one? When I saw teasers of this palette I was blown away.  The colors were so gorgeous and so unique that I was drawn to it.  One would never think that these colors would go together but they do.  You can achieve so many looks with it.  My husband was so kind enough to gift me with it…

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Beauty Lifestyle

How to Be Unicorn-Ish when traveling with a man for the first time.

The purpose of this post is to give you my best advice and to list your 3 must have personal items when traveling while in a new relationship. So… we’ve all done the old sleeping in our makeup bit on date nights at the beginning of relationships.  At first we try to seem as low maintenance as possible to our mates (even though we’re so NOT). Let’s be honest, none of us want to be seen first thing in the…

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Beauty Makeup

My Review of Wet N Wild’s Midnight Mermaid Collection

When I think of Wet N Wild, my mind goes straight to the 90’s and I flashback to my 13 year old self going into the drug store and picking up the cheapest makeup possible.  Wet N Wild was the go to makeup for any preteen and it sure was crap!  Sorry Wet N Wild but you were a piece of shit back in the day.  I don’t know what happened between then and now but it’s as if Wet…

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Beauty Lifestyle Parenting Skincare

My Melasma Journey (to be continued as it seems to be forever ongoing)

I LOVE my boys to death however the one thing I can’t seem to get rid of since getting pregnant with them…..Melasma (I blame their father.  Why not right?). It’s the beautiful brown splotches scattered about my face that some people lovingly refer to as age spots (fuck off) or even beauty marks. Melasma is like that asshole boyfriend that every time you’re finally able to get rid of, you randomly run into him at the beach looking hot as…

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